That Spam I am
That Spam I am
I do not read that Spam I am
Do you like email that’s spam?
I don’t read that Spam I am
I do not read email that’s spam
Would you could you here or there?
I would not read it here or there
I would not read it anywhere
I do not like email that’s spam
I do not read it, Spam I am
Would you read it for a prize?
Would you read it to drop a size?
I do not read it for a prize. I would not read it to drop a size
I do not read it here or there. I do not read it anywhere.
I do not read email that’s Spam, I do not read it Spam I am!
Would you read it for a diet? Acai (AH KA) Berry, slim down try it?
Not for a diet, or Acai try it.
Not for a prize or to drop a size
I would not read them here or there, I would not read them anywhere
Would you could you to save a cat?
Use some cream to lose your fat?
I would not read to save a cat,
Or use some cream to lose my fat!
If you read them you will see, you might have won the lottery!
I do not read them you will see, I haven’t won the lottery!
I would not read them for a prize nor would I read them to decrease size I would not read them for a diet, nor Acai berry cleanse to try it!
A Mac, a Mac, a Mac, a Mac
Could you would you on a Mac?
Not on a Mac, nor for a diet
I just won’t read Spam – OR TRY IT!
Say – fin of Shark, real fin of Shark, get rid of arthritis with Fin of Shark?
Would you read it for fin of shark?
I would not, could not for Fin of Shark!
Would you read it for a coupon?
Five percent off if your next Nissan?
I would not could not for a coupon
Not fin of shark or for a diet
For Acai berry, I won’t try it!
Not to lose fat or save a cat
Not for a prize or to decrease size
I will not read it here or there, I will not read it anywhere
You do not read email that’s spam?
I do not read them Spam I am
Would you if it could grow hair?
I would not if it would grow hair
Makes you Millions, would you care?
I would not could not just for hair
For the millions I just don’t care,
I would just send your coupon back
I would not read them on a Mac
Not fin of shark, nor for a diet
Oh and about this prize, would I have to buy it?
I doubt I‘ll win the lottery
Or want to eat any berry
I will not read it here or there,
I will not read it anywhere
I do not read email that’s spam
I do not read it spam I am.
You do not read them so you say,
Try to skim it and you may ,
Try to scan them and you may, I say
Spam, if you let me be
I will read them
You will see
Say! I like to read email that’s spam
I do, I like them Spam I am
It looks like I could win a prize
And maybe even drop a size
I might just go and try a diet
Acai Berry – yes I ll try it
Maybe I will save a cat
Or buy some cream to lose my fat
Perhaps I’ll win the lottery
A coupon cutting king I’ll be.
On a Mac, on a Mac
I will read Spam on Mac
And maybe I’ll grow some hair back
Shark fin will cure my arthritis
A million dollars , now mine is!
I will now read them here or there
I will now read them anywhere
I like to read email that’s spam
Thank you Thank you Spam I am
I will now read email that’s Spam –
I ’m so very glad I can help.
Could I interest you in a nice replica Rolex?
